Hobson's Choice

Walking downtown I find myself approaching a bright, enthusiastic gal with a clipboard full of forms & a large backpack fitted with ostentatious solar panels resting at her feet.

"Hi DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT?!?"  she ejaculates at passers-by.

I veer toward the crosswalk, but then note on the sidewalk directly opposite Earth Lady there is a bell-ringing Salvation Army drone looking to fill his red kettle of homophobia.

Happy Holidays!

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