A multiply alarming book.
As if SPAM wasn't enough to put you off your feed, the subtitle is "including recipes for Sardines, Corned Beef & Vienna Sausages". They really could have used an exclamation point there.
And the first recipe I opened up to (yes, my own fault, okay) is SPAM Slaw.
Yes, it's basically cole slaw with slivered SPAM added.
SPAM Pasta Salad.