5.23.2011

True Customer Tales: Yelling into Cell Phones Edition

ultra-tan gal storming across the street:

He's like, SUCH a fucking dirtbag! He's SUCH A FUCKING DIRTBAG! I told him...you're such a fucking dirtbag! He was all, well, I don't have a job And I said, then get a job like everybody else!


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And she's still out there, ten minutes later, yelling about what sounds like her budding career in Roller Derby. She's so loud I'm hearing her twice, live plus the echo bouncing off the building across the street. She's drowning out traffic. Now she's finally moving on, up at the stoplight half a block away, still perfectly audible.
Wow.

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