I asked if he'd like to play a game, and he reliably asked "on your phone?" with his typical bright enthusiasm for anything virtual.
"No, a real one."
"You go pick one out."
He picked out Chutes & Ladders, then inquired if we could play it "on the bed".
"Okay," I answered.
"Because, it looks a little BED-WORTHY. Like it would like to play on the bed."
"I think you're right."
So now we're going play it on the bed.