true customer tales: people on cell phones

young lady standing in doorway:

well, like, she came out of the store, and her car wasn't where she parked it?
Because it had, like, ROLLED BACK and hit another car, because she left it in DRIVE?
I dunno, people like called the police or something?  Anyway, the police came I guess.
Yeah, and she does stuff like that all the time.



Anyway......I'm getting a cat.