This Week's Funniest Link: FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE, CHAIN-RESTAURANT BARTENDER.

Courtesy of McSweeney's.

Please refrain from singing. The true Übermensch, capable of downing shot after shot until the bottle is empty, never succumbs to the awful urge to bellow along with the jukebox (that despiser of the ears) playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling." Such men, paragons of Hellenistic stoicism, are few and far between in a place such as this.

Pure delight.