3.15.2011

True Customer Tales: Recurring Theme

I'm transcribing this exchange verbatim, but I have the same conversation, with minor variations, several times a month.


customer: Do you guys buy books?

me: We look at books any day before 4.

customer: But, uh, do you buy books?

me: We'll look at books any day before 4, bring in whatever you're done with and we'll look them over and see what we can do.

customer: Uh, what day's best?

me: Any day before 4.

customer: How about Friday?

me: Any day before 4.

customer: oh...uh, what time?

me: Any day before 4.

customer: Oh. Okay.



The problem is you can't say "yes, we buy books" because then, GUARANTEED, they'll haul in a bunch of junk they found in a barn or a dumpster and when this collection of debris gets summarily rejected howl in an injured tone BUT YOU SAID YOU BUY BOOKS!

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