fuss jokes

He's been making up jokes lately, here are a few from this evening.

Dada, want to hear a haunted house joke?
why did the haunted house cross the road?
it wanted to cross its bones!

Dada, want to hear a sock joke?

why did the sock want to be buried?
because it wanted to die!

why did the oil monster get on a river of blue water?
because there was a giant bag in it and it scared the oil monster away and said HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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