True Customer Tales: Explorers

older guy: Hey, do you have a section for explorers?

me: Just for explorers? No, we'd shelve them into whatever section they belonged- we have Arctic exploration, Western Americana, History upstairs...

guy, making face like I just propositioned his grandaughter as she walked down the aisle at her wedding: Oh my GOD! *turns and storms out*

me, cheerily: Have a nice night!

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