10.16.2011

true customer tales: joy in repetition

Guy comes in with son to sell some books.
I sort through them and we have this exchange.

me: So these are the winners, that will be three dollars in cash or eight dollars in trade.

guy:  What?

me: Three in cash, eight in trade.

guy:  What about these?  (gesturing at all the stuff I didn't take)

me: those are yours.  These are the ones we want- three in cash, eight in trade.

guy:  So, it's eight books in trade?

me: No, we don't trade book for book.  It's eight dollars in trade which applies to books.

guy:  Oh.  So, eight dollars in cash or eight in trade?

me: No.  Three dollars in cash.  Eight in trade.

guy:  What?



Sigh.

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