poly dude who spent more time arranging his coiffure than I spent on the morning commute comes up with a flawless copy of War & Peace.
dude: Uh, was wondering if you'd take six for this one?
me, perfunctorily checking price ($8.50): Nope. It's basically a new book.
dude, practically leaping away from the counter: NO WORRIES, NO WORRIES! Later! *scampers out front door*
Must be something in the water today.
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