graying but virile guy dressed in clothes about 20 years too young for him comes up, I ring the sale.
me: would you like a bag?
guy: No way, brah! I got enough baggage already! If you know what I mean...got plenty of baggage, you know, brah? I could use LESS baggage...thanks anyway though! No worries, brah! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Thank god for my bulletproof fake smile, case hardened by 20+ years in retail.