6.14.2011

true customer tales: Incense

Older long haired guy in ballcap sidles up to the counter.

"You don't sell any incense do you?"

"Ah...what?"

"Incense, you don't sell any incense do you?"

"Nope."

"Cause that kid stunk up that corner something fierce. He put a hurt on my NOSE."

"Huh. Sorry about that."


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about 20 minutes after that interaction he bought an old hardcover copy of Becoming Orgasmic: A Sexual Growth Program for Women.

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