true customer tales: Randy on Wells

Randy bustles agitatedly into the shop, holding aloft a copy of Rebecca Wells' Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood from the sale cart.

This woman is EXECRABLE! Well, unless that is you like sentimental mainstream literary twaddle!

and later, after asking where to find Anne Frank's Diary of a Young Girl:

I used to have a copy of that, The White Goddess by Graves and Yeats' A Vision in my bathroom. One by one they disappeared, presumably stolen by my roomates. Oh well, what can I say- at least they had good taste!