Fuss Stories

Just got back from the store and Fuss looked up at the fat white moon.

"Look Dada, the moon followed us home! It didn't like the store, it wanted to come home and see mama!"


In the kitchen putting stuff away he spotted one of his (many) flashlights on the counter and insisted on shining it in my face.

"No, dada- take-a off your glasses."
I did, then feigned blindness when he shone the light in my eyes.

"Hope it didn't scare you!" he said.

He repeated the procedure with the Wife, then me again, then the wife, then loosed this couplet.

"Hope I didn't scare you mama! Hope I didn't scare you...little mama! Hope I didn't scare you...big dada!"
Pause.
"Hope I didn't scare you guys!"

And cracked us up.