Fuss declares that he wants to tell us a funny joke.
"Why did the sheep and the seagull cross the road?"
"do you know, dada?"
"No, why did they?"
"do you know, mama?"
do you know, meek?
The wife then inquired, "do YOU know, fuss?"
"No!" he declared, like it was the most insulting question ever asked.
"Well," I noted, "it's not a joke if you don't tell us, it's just a question.
He considered for a moment then declared,
"BECAUSE THEY POOPED THEIR OWN SWEATERS!"