So Fuss is on bird game time-out after punching me in the eye last night during a tussle over getting his PJs on.
After work he toddles up to me buck naked.
"Dada, do you want to play bird game with me naked?"
All charm and sparkles.
"Remember when you hit me yesterday and I said no bird game tonight?"
"BUT I TOOK A BATH!"
"You can't hit people- if you hit people, that means no bird game."
"YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD!"
Growling and clawing at my leg.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad."
Then he punches me in the leg.
"Okay, so no bird game tomorrow either."
"I WISH I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!"
"I still love you, Fuss, but it's not okay to hit people."
Ain't life grand.