2.03.2009

Pelf submits to the Pivot quiz

Hah!

What depths he'll plumb to appease the theater troupe premiering his latest play!

In a benediction to you, my loyal readers, I'll personally essay the quiz with no motive other than your entertainment, enlightenment and edification. That's just how I roll.

What is your favorite word?
Bastinado

What is your least favorite word?

Bro

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Authenticity

What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
bullshit

What sound or noise do you love?
the Fuss' breathing when he's asleep

What sound or noise do you hate?
the voices of advertising pitch men

What is your favorite curse word?

AW, NUTS!

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
graphic designer

What profession would you not like to do?
Alaskan crab fisherman

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Rick Warren is gonna have to sniff Satan's balls, cause he can't hang with the dress code in this club! AW YEAH BOYEEEEEEE!"

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