8.27.2005

Forum Hijinks

One thing I really like about internet forums is the often unintentional hilarity to be gleaned from ESL people honing their written language skills.

Here's a reply I got today on my boxing forum from a Phillipino gentleman named 'PureBloodedPinoy', unedited save for bolding the parts with the most concentrated funny.
It's probably a bit better if you know all the boxers in question, but I think it works perfectly well divorced from context.

Sir you dont know rahman to well.....rahman will explode with hunger when he finds its the right opportunity for him to shine! Did you see the way he called out vitali.....thats called hunger and having a positive well being. Its up to the indivdual fighter just like Zab judah has hunger against Mayweather and tarver calling out Roy Jones jr....with hunger.....these are examples in how each indivudual fighter feels within themselves how much hunger they have to win against that certain opponent.

Maybe I should call you out and see if I can kick the shit out of you with my hunger lolz

Think about it son......guys who talk like you are usually one sided. vitali hasnt fought for awhile you dont know jackass in how he will perform!!


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

IMO the best part of that post is "think about it son"

baxie said...

I admit to loving a post that begins with "sir" and ends with "think about it son"....maybe I should put it back in.