6.23.2006

the wife on America's Got Talent

lady:
this is Wazoo, he's an African Grey...
Regis:
now, why do they call the bird WAZOO?
lady:
Wazoo is French for 'bird'.
The Wife:
Bird in French is oiseau, you CUNT.


and on the next act:

"This reminds me of being a kid, this shitty dog shit."

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