true customer tales: True Crime

I can't take credit for this one- the following is a transcription of a note left by my night shift co-worker.

"Do you have a book about the kidnapper of Elizabeth Smart, the young girl who was taken from her bed and kept for several weeks?"
"We might, let's check over in the true crime section.
"Oh no, it's not a true crime story, it's about a kidnapping & child molestation."
"......."