True Customer Tales: Three Nerds

Two nerds have this discussion as they wander past the counter-

Nerd 1: Well, don't eat humans then- it seems like a simple rule.
Nerd 2:  But, see, if you DO eat humans you get really cool powers.  So.....
Nerd 1: Hmmmm....

I know exactly what they're talking about, which makes me Nerd 3.

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