Had to go at the bathtub train with my little hand cranked snake tonight, with Fuss observing avidly from the edge of the tub.
Success was immediate and spectacular, and I hauled a black glob the size of a large gopher out into the tub, then hauled it up to dangle in front of his wondering gaze.
"EEEEeeeew!" he exclaimed, "LOOK at that hideous moss! Ooooh, it's got BLACK JUICE in it!"
Later, after I'd disposed of it he sat pensively on the couch for a few minutes, then said
"Dada? Did you know that you can eat Stench?"