books: more Amazon listing fail

Today in completely worthless "descriptions" from Amazon FBA sellers:

This book has already been loved by someone else. It MIGHT have some wear and tear on the edges, have some markings in it, or be an ex-library book. Over-all it's still a good book at a great price! (if it is supposed to contain a CD or access code, that may be missing) 

I think they should go with an ASCII boner instead:


It would tell the customers every bit as much about the book on offer, while more clearly expressing their obvious contempt for the rubes foolish enough to order from them.

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