true customer tales: chicken hat lady

She wanders in, wrestling her wire cart over the sill of the doorway.

This cart is transformational you know, when I haul it around I go from 'yuppie lady' to 'homeless lady' just like that.  You know they're building solar plants in Indonesia?  Now they're having blackouts and they don't know why...well, I know why!

Do you know if there are any handy enclaves in this town?
I'm American Indian but man I can relate to that Indian philosophy...like going home.  Maybe American Indians are INDIAN..wouldn't that be something. 

*whispers*  I wanna move to India. 

I hope to hell I'll see you again. 
I think the world is safe for freedom now, because I'm ORGANIZED.

And she wanders back out.

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