fuss: bunny ninja

He's been wearing his PJ bottoms on his head like a hat this morning, declaring himself the Bunny Ninja.
The Bunny Ninja just issued this pronouncement:

My ears are super long , that's why I have to wear this hat.  And they're beautiful, and they shoot beautiful crystals.  If a crystal hit a huge rock, do you think it would shatter?  What about if it hit a tiny piece of wood, what then?