$2,000 Fine or 5 Years Imprisonment or both for any person obstructing delivery of this correspondence. U.S. Code Sec 18 1702Which is true, but applies to pretty much anything sent through the mail. It's like those sodas that never had caffeine in the first place making a huge deal about being CAFFEINE FREE. Please, take our junk mail! We promise not to prosecute!
mendacious junk mail
Got a chunk of obvious spam from the letter carrier today, notable for it's protective coloration. *FIRST NOTICE* it declares, meaninglessly, in large bold type. Below in a box with a bolded all caps WARNING:
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