true customer tales: oh, this will go well

first call of the day.

guy:  Uh, are you a used book store?

me: Yep, we're a used book store.

guy:  are you a used book store?  HAH?  HAH?

me: YES WE ARE A USED BOOK STORE.

guy:  oh cool!  lemme call you back once I gets what I need!

me:  okay!