As someone annoyed by the fawning media stroke-fest surrounding Tebow last season, the schadenfreude of the Manning announcement is sweet.
So sweet I took to Twitter to gather snark samples for posterity....enjoy!
Ken Tremendous @KenTremendous
"I'll be sad to see Tebow go" = "Cool -- we got a guy who can throw footballs!"
Tucker Max @TuckerMax
Technically, Tim Tebow is still a virgin. Getting assfucked by John Elway doesn't count as sex.
this one's for my pal Ben-
The Bill Walton Trip @NotBillWalton
Peyton Manning has taken Tim Tebow's job by force. Why do Hall of Fame athletes get overly aggressive when they visit Colorado?
Bill Squire @billsquire
I hope The Browns trade for Tebow so I Can finally give up on this team once and for all.
Every time someone tweets something about Tebow going to the Browns, I die a little bit on the inside. I value my life, please stop.
Tim Tebow @TheTimmyTebow
New job for Manning: Denver's Quarterback. New job for Tebow: Go to Uganda with butter knife and binoculars, return with Kony.
Fake Bo Pelini @FauxPelini
Tim Tebow's office has been moved to the basement and Peyton Manning has his red stapler. #MiltonSwag
The Fake ESPN @TheFakeESPN
Tebow has been betrayed. Can we skip crucifixion/resurrection and go right to him disappearing for 2000 years?
12 pack of Milwaukee Best? RT @profootballtalk: Broncos not expecting much in Tim Tebow trade wp.me/p14QSB-1H8S
matty rambo @the_blueprint
real talk, there are people in the stands wearing tebow jerseys that throw the ball better than he does.
Drew Magary @drewmagary
Turns out Mike Daisey fabricated the entire Broncos 2011 season.