true customer tales: morning montage

Here are my first several customer interactions of the day in chronological order:

#1:  Do you have a bathroom?

#2: Where do you keep the porn?

#3: Wow, that Board of Supervisors meeting is really riveting, isn't it?  I woke up this morning and I knew it wasn't the fifth Tuesday!

#4 Do you have any books on identifying mushrooms?

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