books: how NOT to do it

just came across this "description" of a book for sale on Amazon:

This is a used book. Potential defects may exist (folds, creases, highlighting, writing/markings, staining, stickers and/or sticker residue, ETC.) ____ Books, A Bookstore for Everyone. Ships Within 24 Hours - 100% Satisfaction Guaranty!!! 

Really?  That's your sales pitch?

Jesus wept.

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