true customer tales:

Alt girl with super thick Charles Nelson Reilly eyeglasses shuffles up to counter.

Her: With, uh with everyone switching to KINDLES *giggle*, one of my pet peeves is losing the, uh, embossing on books? So I was, uh, wondering if I could take, uh rubbings of some of your books? On, like, vellum? I'd be real careful!

Me: Yeah, uh, no. But if you want to buy some books, you can do whatever you like with them!

She had me at "everyone switching to KINDLES"....

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