Headline of the Week...Year....Decade?

An instant classic, courtesy Malderor's email head's up:

Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn lookalike eaten by badgers


or alternately:

Value added true story:
Years ago when the Wife worked at Insomniac Video a guy returned a midget porn tape with the comment "Yeah...too many normal sized people in this one- I wanted more midget-on-midget action."