An old lady comes up with a book off the quarter rack.
"Have you read any Dean Koontz?"
"Not for years and years."
"I wonder if he's still weird? I got one of his books by accident on my Nook."
"Mmm."
"I'm not sure if I'll like it- this is my backup," waving around .25 cent book. "I haven't figured out my Nook yet, it confuses me."
"Mmm."
"Well, just wondering if Dean Koontz is still weird!"
"It seems likely."
Time to print up a shirt that says I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR EREADER, THIS IS A BOOKSTORE.
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