Based on customer requests.
Nonfiction
The heavyweight champion.
"Where's your nonfiction section?"
Old Books
"Where do you keep your old books? I mean REALLY old!"
Popular Books
"What section do you keep your popular books in?"
Classics
"Where are your classics?"
Mostly this means they're looking for fiction.
Old people still use it correctly, referring to the Greeks & Romans.
Christian
"Where are the Christian books?
Always said defiantly, like they're waiting for you to mark your place in Aliester Crowley's autobiography with a bookmark of tattooed human skin so you can scream GET OUT! at them in a Hollywood special effects voice.
1 comment:
'So these are USED books? What book is the oldest? What book is the most expensive? Do you have any, like, adult books?' SHUT UP!!!
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