3.08.2011

True Customer Tales: RANDY RETURNS

He's rocking a full, white CRAZY DUDE beard now- I guess it's been a while since his last vist.

Brings a Marilyn Monroe calendar up and begins frenziedly taking notes on a wadded up envelope which he smooths out on the counter.

How...How much are these running? Because I need every red cent for food right now, I gotta SHINGLE my SHANGLE, you know? But I need to remember this one so I can come back and get it.


Now he's gone, leaving behind a small pile of papers covered with illegible scrawl, including the envelope that was supposed to remind him of Marilyn.

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