3.21.2011

true customer tales: Randy and the Lost Empire

*wanders in, sees giant pile of freshly priced Tarzan books on the counter*

OH DEAR GOD.
OH MY GOSH.

*picks up Tarzan and the Lost Empire*

WELL THIS THING RIGHT HERE IS OUT THE DOOR!

These are really hard to find!

If I can only get one, I'll get this!

Oh for dear's sakes! Oh wow!

*digs frantically through pockets, comes up with legal envelope full of cash*

THANK GOD! I've gotta get a credit card or something!

*keeps digging*

I've got a roll of quarters here somewhere....QUARTERS ARE REALLY USEFUL! I probably have more in storage, but I'd need Napoleon's army going room to room to find anything!

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