3.05.2011

True Customer Tales: Drive By Crazy

wild eyed street dude stops in doorway and drops this gem in a loud monotone:

THIS BOOKSTORE IS NOW UNDER THE MANAGEMENT OF FRED....UH FRED, FRED OWNS A BOOKSTORE IN SANTA BARBARA NOW HE'S RUNNING THIS ONE.....IN JESUS NAME AMEN!


A bemused customer who wandered up in the middle of the display said

"Huh, I think I've just been blessed?"

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