3.05.2011

Downtown Merchant Alert!

The old dude with the blue and maroon striped polo shirt and white handlebar moustache that turns nicotine yellow over his liverish lips has, bar none, the WORST HALITOSIS I've ever been exposed to.

Forever more the phrase 'breath of the grave' will summon a vision of that awful mustache and tooth-grinding, nearly visible stench.

I need a shower...

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