3.22.2011

CEO of Starbucks lectures America on the pressures faced by "small businesses"

STARBUCKS.
Try not to laugh your ass off.

He may be qualified to sound off on many topics, like how it feels to sell the Seattle Supersonics to some a-hole who wanted to move them to Oklahoma City right when Kevin Durant was about to make them relevant again, but I'll bet cash money he knows substantially less about the pressures on "small businesses" than I do about running a rapacious multinational corporation.

Also, as noted, there is no "mandate" applied to small businesses, only to individuals.

Pipe down and stick to selling overpriced coffee milkshakes, Howie.

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