I think the penultimate pre-game display will involve a full division of Navy SEALS engaging in synchronized masturbation to a compilation of Ronald Regan's greatest speeches broadcast on the Jumbotron, culminating in a gigantic red, white and blue facial delivered to the entire crowd.
This is what Christina Aguilera butchering the national anthem does to the human brain.
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Talk about Protean.
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