short balding guy:
Where do you keep your NERD books?
me:
uh...what kind?
guy:
Oh, you know, NERD books!
me:
Like? We have LOTS of nerd books.
guy:
Uh, physics?
me:
(gives directions)
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same guy, asking after a bathroom:
You guys gotta bathroom?
(sotto voice) I gotta take a BIG DUMP!
me:
no, our plumbing is shot.
(gives directions to the public restroom)
guy:
Well I gotta...I gotta tell my wife...she's...(gestures).she's...AT THE VAGINA STORE, the one where I get my period every time I walk in the door!
me:
You don't say!
5 comments:
dude. wtf?
there was something in the water today.
Did you ever figure out what store he was talking about?
I don't know what store it is but if you type "the vagina store" (with the quotes) into google, BaxBlog is number eight.
best true customer tale ever.
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