a middle aged dude, late 40's early 50's, with a good amount of graying ear hair, had a GOLDEN SPERM EAR STUD.
It inspired a genuine double-take as I was ringing him up.
"Bah.....WHUUUUUUUUH?"
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Maybe he did his Masters thesis on pollywogs.
don't I wish!
Did he give you a come hither stare?
Next time tell him its interesting looking so you can get PIX.
i am thinking of getting one of the golden sperms for the next months whilst i am trying to knock up the old lady. but it might attract more than I can handle. james
I'd recommend a nose stud for impregnating purposes- closer to the mucous membranes.
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