1.24.2009

threats of violence

The next person who asks "by author or title?" when I tell them a section is organized alphabetically is getting a karate chop to the neck.

Has ANYTHING ever been alphabetized by title?
I haven't come across it.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

“By color. Next.”

Good Enough Woman said...

Moorlock stole my comment.

"Um, I'm looking for a book. I don't remember the author or title, but I know that it's pink."

baxie said...

you gave me Waldenbooks flashbacks with that one.

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Anonymous said...

Just respond with "By Publisher"

baxie said...

"Here, we organize by SMELL."