Neil and Patty's famous Halloween party is looming and I need INSPIRATION.
With the runaway success of my previous two visionary costumes I'm feeling oppressed by expectation. My costuming creativity seems to have been short circuited by the tumult of the past year. The best I've come up with is a skanky teen mom, using the fusser as a prop in the front pack. Ugg boots, mini-skirt, goofy hairdo, glittery makeup.
My backup idea is Wendy O. Williams, which would only require a mohawk and some electrical tape for the ol' nipples.
Clearly I need help, and I am turning to YOU, my beloved readers.
Sound off in the comments.
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