In which I shatter my 24/7 Goatse Vow

What, you ask, could make me go back on my oath to provide nothing but the finest work-safe Goatse until I get a comment from an approved source?

Well, I'll tell ya.

A 50' tall robotic Michael Jackson roaming the wastes outside Las Vegas firing laser beams from it's eyes.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled Goatse.