deal with the fiend

conversation tonight between the wife and the niece:

fiend: eenie, I'll make a deal with you.
wife(with trepidation): Uh, sure.
fiend: ok, if we go out, it's girls night out. But if Teeb* comes with us, it's girls & boys night out. Is it a deal?
wife: Yes!



* my name in fiend-speak