film: Crash redux

I stole this from Atrios's comments because it seemed like it would be really funny to anyone who actually saw Crash:

I am happy that Crash won because it said some very important things we should all know:

1.) When crazy Muslims come to kill your kids, Jesus will protect you.

2.) The best hope in life for batshit crazy upper class white women is to have a faithful servent who will listen to their abuse and not quit their jobs.

3.) Racist cops are all really good people underneath.

4.) Liberals are all really potential murderers.

5.) Black hoodlums do in fact carjack. But they draw the line at participating in the slave trade. That's best left to elderly Asian men.