Oh, My Misspent Youth

I stumbled across a repository of Fangoria Magazine covers today (and others as well- poke around, it's a pretty amazing resource).

One cover in particuar brought back the that glorious era when you could still watch a true B movie on the big screen:



It's a gatefold cover, and opened wide to reveal the Chainsaw Pig in all his gory.
The kicker was the caption.
I had it up on the wall of my room for years, and could field the inevitable "what is that THING? comments with an airy gesture to the text at the bottom which read with haiku simplicity The Chainsaw Pig from Motel Hell

More on this in the morning.