obviously crazy lady wanders up to counter.
crazy lady:
I REALLY need to use a phone man. I REALLY need to know where a phone booth is.
me (wishfully thinking that being helpful will stave off the insanity):
There's one at the Chamber of Commerce- down the street til you hit the mission, turn left about half a block.
crazy lady:
I been looking for a phone booth ALL DAY man, I really need a PHONE BOOTH.
me:
-repeats directions-
crazy lady, looking desperate:
-looks at ceiling and half-yells something incomprehensible-
me:
-goes back to pricing books and ignoring her-
crazy lady wanders halfway to door, turns around and says in a snotty little kid's voice:
So I just go down to the mission, then turn left and then fall in love, RIGHT?
Me, in my stern voice:
You need to leave. Right now.
crazy lady:
But I don't know the ADDRESS, I been looking for the chamber of commerce all day!
Me, pointing at door:
I don't know what their address is and I've already given you directions twice.
crazy lady, backing away:
Alright man, alright man...GOD BLESS!
1 comment:
Supergirl is trying to find somewhere to change so she can fall in love and this is how you treat her ;)
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